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Your Guide to Wisdom and Eternal Truth
First let me point out that eternal truthes are extremely
hard to come by. Furthermore, one should be extremely wary of something
(or someone) that claims to be an eternal truth. That is to say,
don't believe everything you read. That having been said, please
Have you ever woken up in the morning and wondered "Is there
more? Is this all there is to life?" Well wonder no further. This
contains all of the answers to the deeper questions of life. Of course
opinion may vary, but fact does not. The facts in this document,
regarding the answers to the questions listed below, are the truth, pure and
simple. To deny such truth would be wrong, and therefore punishable by
having numerous Band-Aids applied to the arms, legs,
and head (and subsequently removed..very slowly). Hence, it is in your best
interest to believe.
Answers are available on the following topics (Please select one to
For a second opinion on your meta-physical, super-conscious,
feel free to consult the following under-trained, non-lisenced,
unprofessional entities: (no warranty of link-useability express or
Have you decided to flick it in? Have you given up the
goat? Well don't be a square! Remember...It's all in the
Blood and cheese or
blasphemy... And if you have
any legal problems, be sure to consult the
United States Constitution, assuming you are a citizen thereof. If
you are not a citizen thereof (or if you are, for that matter), you might
want to check out some
other nations' constitutions instead.
Or check out the National ACLU here.
If you're in Oregon, try the ACLU-OR page here.
Feel like exercising your First Amendment Rights? Check out the Wiretape Electronic Text
Archive. You'll find all sorts of interesting documents.
Are you an aspiring attorney? I am. What's my secret? Watching lots and
lots of Perry Mason! Check out The Perry Mason Pages, an
invaluable resource for the avid fan and wannabe.
Todd Nygaard George E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
University of Oregon Web: http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~tgeorge
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