"...Where your worst nightmares become reality..."
It appears as
though you've interrupted Eric in an important game of golf. Yes,
we've managed to fit an entire 18 hole golf course in ROOM 101.
It's kind of like our version of the TARDUS. It's really quite amazing
what one can do with a role of duct tape and a sonic screwdriver.
Well, there's no Chris in here, obviously, so you might as well go
back into the dining room and go on from there.