The perils; they are so perilous!
"No one delivers more grease to your door..."
Pizza Pipeline... The pinnacle of modern civilization. What I don't
understand, in this time of high gasoline prices, is why people don't
drain the grease off of Pipeline pizzas and use the stuff as fuel. In
your car or in your stomach, the stuff is going to give you gas. Don't
get me wrong -- I eat the crap on a daily basis -- but there really is
something spiritual about that excessively painful nausea one experiences
after eating a large pepperoni and a bag o' fat sticks with just one
other person to help. Now on to our next